Tuesday, February 3, 2009

Exaggeration - Man on Pedestal

Last month you wanted the sun on a rainy day! Good God, I tried, it's impossible. Come on, what did you expect?!

I gave you billions and adored your very belly button lint!

And where did that leave you? In Siberia! Starving and clawing for more! I can't take it, you're hell!

How is he any different? He'll perish, just like I did the moment you touched me.

And wait, you're not hell, my life is hell. Thanks for drowning me in you diarrhea.

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